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First half courtesy Punk


Straight, No Chaser

It's dark in Sam's apartment, like a dream he once had. Josh doesn't
remember the dream, doesn't even really remember why he has a key to
Sam's apartment, but he's there now, creeping past the couch and a
number of expensive tables that he knows are there but can't see in the
dark. He runs his fingers along the wall, because Sam has expensive
tables, but nothing hanging on his walls, no photographs or posters or
Renoir knock-offs.

His fingers catch on a doorframe and he flows into the room. Three
beers make him feel like god, though he still can't see in the dark and
he trips over a pair of Sam's shoes.

It's three in the morning in Georgetown and Sam's bedroom is empty.
He's not still working, because Josh saw him leave, heard him say he
was going home, heard him say he was tired and going home to bed.

He wonders where Sam is, and he wonders why he's here. Because he
has a key, but that's not an explanation. And he had a couple beers, but
that's probably an excuse.

He kicks the shoes under the bed, the unslept-in bed. Sam can just drop
to his hands and knees and look for them in the morning.

He's gotten lost in the elaborate folds of the comforter cover.  Under
his nose the ripples look like mountains and valleys, hills and dales,
here and yonder.  Three beers and he's not just god, he's a poet. And
poetry was always supposed to be Sam's territory.

Sam's immaculate territory is still unoccupied, no native settlers. He's
feeling drunker the longer he lies there, so he sits up and then gets
dizzy and falls back on the bed again, facedown in a fjord. He closes
his eyes and this time when he opens them again Sam is standing there,
knees at his eye level.

Josh rolls onto his stomach and elbows like he's doing a push-up, like a
sissy push-up using his knees because his legs are still asleep.

"Josh," Sam says, seriously, ponderously, as if he's done something very
wrong, and Josh flashes a smile and tries to wave but falls down again.

Sam sits on the edge of the bed and Josh tries to lick Sam's knee
through his pants and Sam stands up again. Josh remembers then that
before Sam left he'd been pissed.

"I've been," Josh starts, but he gets tangled up in his tongue. "I've
been, it's possible I've been drinking." Sam is quiet. "Possibly a lot.
Or, you know, a lot for someone with my ability to drink absolutely no
one except perhaps a 62-year-old grandma from Iowa under the table."

Sam shakes his head and sits down again. "Even she could drink you under
the table," he says, and Josh knows it's okay because she's their
bellwether, she's their swing vote. She's the one they write policy for,
a 62-year-old grandma with a husband three years out of retirement, one
television, two radios, a late-model sedan and one grandkid in college.
In Iowa.

She's the reason they had a fight today, because she wouldn't approve of
this.

"Fuck her," Josh says, and Sam actually laughs and bends down to kiss
him. Sam tastes like Jack and Coke and he's a beer chaser and they fall
asleep naked on top of the covers.
 

END.

props to Monk for the title

 

snk@wearemany.net

 

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